All I know is that when I’m robbing somebody’s house I make a point of locking myself in the bathroom because when you got to go you got to go and if somebody is in the bathroom in the middle of the night, Occam’s razor says it’s either a robber or Santa Clause, but either way shoot first.

Source: Guardian

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Which of These About Global Warming Makes More Sense?

owsposters:

Which of These About Global Warming Makes More Sense?

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