May those arguing on behalf of same-sex “marriage” present their arguments in an inept, confusing and unconvincing way. May they fail to gain traction in the minds of the Justices. May the right of Californians to amend their state constitution to protect marriage be confirmed by the Court, and may the Defense of Marriage Act be ruled constitutional (Lev 20:all; 1 Sam 2:8-10; 2 Chr 14:11; 20:12-27; Pr 22:28; 24:21; Is 8:18-20; Dan 7:25-27; 2 Cor 2:5)
Via Comedy Central’s Indecision, that’s the text of a prayer offered by the Family Research Council, which wants anti-gay marriage activists to pray that God turn David Boies and Ted Olson into idiots.
I think the footnotes are my favorite part. No, they are definitely my favorite part. They’re trying to explain to God what God supposedly believes. Godsplaining is the new mansplaining.
CRAZY BITCH WHORE speech Charlie Day (by BFearful)
Last 10 seconds wrap up my thoughts on today.
Memo to all previous girlfriends, my wife is kickass and Irish. So, you know… fair warning.
Not naming names, obviously… but I wonder if Kate will now get some mysterious messages on a “social media venue” not unlike the ones she received when we started dating following a certain breakup about 7 or 8 years ago.
The Bible - an extended look at the new mini-series
1. the world needs another mini-series about the Bible like it needs another religion… which is to say, not.
2. cool British accent, though, Jesus…. good work. (h/t azspot)
3. I understand why the stars of Shark Tank are shilling for this piece of ridiculousness (hint: same producers, new Christian Mark Burnett, i.e. job security, i.e. it’s Survivor: Jerusalem! ), but it’s super lame to see. Sorry I’m not sorry.
What if at the end of Breaking Bad they drop Bryan Cranston into witness protection and that’s the beginning of Malcolm In The Middle?