Friend is in a bar in Chicago during the off-season. He goes to the bathroom and sees Jay Cutler, hat on backwards, taking a piss at the urinal. So the guy starts going to the bathroom and says, “Hey, I’m a huge fan, also went to Vanderbilt… ” Jay throws his head back, still pissing, eyes half-closed because he’s drunk, interrupts him with, “DOOOONNNNTTTTTT CAAAAAARRRREEEEEE.” So now I can’t stop yelling, “DOOOOONNNNTTTTT CAAAARRRREEEEE.” (via A Very Jay Cutler Encounter With Jay Cutler | Kissing Suzy Kolber)

Friend is in a bar in Chicago during the off-season. He goes to the bathroom and sees Jay Cutler, hat on backwards, taking a piss at the urinal. So the guy starts going to the bathroom and says, “Hey, I’m a huge fan, also went to Vanderbilt… ”

Jay throws his head back, still pissing, eyes half-closed because he’s drunk, interrupts him with, “DOOOONNNNTTTTTT CAAAAAARRRREEEEEE.”

So now I can’t stop yelling, “DOOOOONNNNTTTTT CAAAARRRREEEEE.”

(via A Very Jay Cutler Encounter With Jay Cutler | Kissing Suzy Kolber)

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  1. aimee-b-loved reblogged this from btothed and added:
    Jay Cutler has reached that level of douchiness that’s almost a thing of beauty. DOOOOOOOONT CAAAARRRRREEEEEE! You’ve...
  2. ohm0lly reblogged this from themattsmith and added:
    @tape
  3. thegeeksyndrome reblogged this from themattsmith
  4. ofsportsandothersorts reblogged this from apoplecticskeptic and added:
    Is this not the definition of swag?
  5. sarahisalive reblogged this from themattsmith
  6. discountliquor reblogged this from jakesalterego and added:
    He’s probably my favorite NFL player now.
  7. jakesalterego reblogged this from apoplecticskeptic and added:
    I. LOVE. JAY. CUTLER.
  8. allmysecresaway reblogged this from themattsmith
  9. btothed reblogged this from themattsmith and added:
    Damn. Jim from “The Office” has really let himself go.
  10. thepo reblogged this from themattsmith