Europe.

So, I’m in Paris and I can’t shampoo my head without knocking elbows on all sides of the the glass shoebox they call a “shower.” I mean, I’m 6’ 4” and 230 pounds. I guess my type doesn’t quite fit over here. Small beds, small bottles, small coffee cups, all that micro stuff.

And I now I’ve walked about outside for a bit and I am clearly hugely massively obscenely fat. Thanks a lot, European dudes. Assholes.

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  1. hanaflo said: I’ve found that the hostels are much more spacious, as well as cheaper. Win, win.
  2. l3fan-o-rama said: Every time dude. Every time.
  3. onefootinthegrave said: ball so hard
  4. lickypickystickyme said: you haven’t seen how big Dutch dudes are!
  5. stu212 said: Go to Amsterdam every things tall there! or come over to Scotland where most things are spacious and we have a lot of Fat folk, Might be all the haggis and deep fried Mars bars.
  6. dreamingaboutthemoon said: That is a problem in Europe yes. And finding clothes to fit you,if you are tall,fat or have a stronger shaped body. it’s ridicolous.
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