pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:

I believe in the Facebook and the Holy Spotify, being of one substance with the Facebook. And the Tumblr, who for us humans was made incarnate with an easy to navigate interface. He suffered under Pontificating Lentilists, deleted his tumblr, but on the third day resurrected it under a new funny name and ascended into the Soundcloud, where he sits at the right click of a mouse. And he shall come again to judge the quirky and the bored, who’s dashboard shall have no end.

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    Go in peace to love and serve the Dashboard.
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