In one of the political ironies of Washington, the GOP leaders called for Obama to take steps on his own to address the border issue without congressional approval, a day after voting to sue him for doing exactly that.
I’m all about the mids on these Neve 551s today. Rawk. #countryhiphop #downinit #mixing (at Wire & Vice)

I’m all about the mids on these Neve 551s today. Rawk. #countryhiphop #downinit #mixing (at Wire & Vice)

I nearly got [Bin Laden]. And I could have killed him, but I would have to destroy a little town called Kandahar in Afghanistan and kill 300 innocent women and children, and then I would have been no better than him. And so I didn’t do it.
Former President Bill Clinton, as quoted in a never-before-released audio of remarks made on September 10, 2011.  (via msnbc)

So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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I normally scroll right past these long-ass posts and rarely if ever reblog them, but, um, yeah. Drunk Skyrim FTW.

Source: karlosmadera

I mean, seriously you guys.

I mean, seriously you guys.

So this is happening.
(at Wire & Vice)

So this is happening.

(at Wire & Vice)

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

Source: hashtaglmao

My brother Mark is on the West coast this week for some trade show/industry thing for his business, and apparently his company’s limo-bus-thing had a stripper pole.
So, you know, of course he worked the pole. As you do.
Hero status.

My brother Mark is on the West coast this week for some trade show/industry thing for his business, and apparently his company’s limo-bus-thing had a stripper pole.

So, you know, of course he worked the pole. As you do.

Hero status.

"It was one of those days when it’s a minute away from snowing and there’s this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. Right? And this bag was just dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. That’s the day I realized that there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video’s a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember… I need to remember… Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can’t take it, and my heart is just going to cave in." — Ricky Fitts, American Beauty (1999)

"It was one of those days when it’s a minute away from snowing and there’s this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. Right? And this bag was just dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. That’s the day I realized that there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video’s a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember… I need to remember… Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can’t take it, and my heart is just going to cave in." — Ricky Fitts, American Beauty (1999)

rocketshoes:

If you’ve never listened to Matt Mahaffey’s “Self”, I strongly encourage you to raid the entire f*cking catalog. It’s so outstanding and he’s the kind of talent that I, zero doubt, think they’ll make documentaries about someday. He’s just a great dude.

sElf’s new single is free on iTunes right now. Get after it. 

Co-signed.